Bitch, you're a bit burned, bro, like, damn, I think you need a fake tan to cover that shit up.

I saw that said write me so I'm just gonna write you a hot dog out of 10

You look like a sunburned lizard that escaped out of his owner's cage after he got fucking fed cat food and he got raped by his grandpa's uncle.

You burned his hair, what the fuck?

Oh my god, no, you look like you was put in the air fryer.