So like, one time, bro, I took my hamster, put it in a sock, went outside, swung it around, hit it on a tree, took it out of the sock, teared it a little bit, then stomped it.

So, um, basically, I like my brother's best friend, and he doesn't know, but if he finds out, I'm gonna be dead, and his, I think his best friend likes me back, so yeah, I don't know what's going on.

There was this dude, we're going to call him CJ, I'm going to make this really fast because I don't have a lot of time. So, basically, his girlfriend and him, they used to go to my church all the time, my youth group. He cheated on his girlfriend, his girlfriend leaked his pee pee pics because he used to do it all the time, send them to her. Um, and she sent the pee pee pics to me so I could help leak them and then I got expelled for showing some of them to some people. It was really fucking funny.

So, like, I'm playing this game, right? And, like, everyone's always cussing at me, like...

Okay, basically my favorite ex, he went and got this new girl after he's been blocked and everything. Which is like, okay, I blocked him, like, why can't he go get a new girlfriend? Because he can't, so don't. And then, she'd be pussying him right in my face, trying to brag, like, girl, nobody cares, you are literally so ugly and greasy, nobody cares, like, bye. Like, he knows I'm better and he knows he's still thinking about me, and that's why he tries to talk to me through my best friend's phone as much as he can, because he misses me, stanko.

So it really isn't all that interesting, but my ex best friend dropped out of school, got knocked up, got engaged, all to be cheated on, and her fiance is like 20 years old, and the girl he cheated on her with is 15.

Alright, alright, I'm gonna need your help. Alright, so I have a boyfriend like everyone else, okay? But he's bone broke and I haven't gone cat contact of him the whole freaking summer So we haven't talked the whole freaking summer. I Just need help. I don't even know what to feel anymore. Like just help me girl