wait the fuck he looks like he's gonna go eat some little goblin toes

Hell no, people are just fucking thirsty as hell, they won't shut the fuck up, everybody's posting their ass, everybody's posting fucking, oh, dating applications, like we're in fucking middle school again, oh. No, bro, we just need to fucking sift through these weird motherfuckers and find the people that actually know how to talk about real shit. Jesus fucking Christ.

This is not a dating app bro, there's no reason to be posting y'all best pictures on here like you're fine or something.

Why is he staring at me like that? I don't know. He's trying to creep me out. Why does he look so cheeky? So devious. So mysterious. But not in the right, you know what I mean, type of way. Even if that's not a good example because he really ain't all that. He's kind of like a murderer. I'm a murderer. No, that's a perfect example. In the nicest way possible. You're fine. You just look like a murderer. You know?

This ***** look like a mole rat. Ugly ass *****.

Bro why are you look like you're about to fucking kill someone

Sorry about the fucker, I didn't mean to move your face! Hehe!

Ay, ay, real talk, I fuck with that profile picture, though. Shhhhhh.