If this ***** named Stewie can't talk, then I have to give you a fuckin' 6. If he could talk, I'd give you an 8.

Gotta let it stay on top fast real quick, uh, Stewie Griffin for the night, ooooh He look like a mom, not on 10 though, cause he look fluffy, bush camper for real, I agree with that one kid Um, I don't know why he got a black girl in his profile picture, but he said what? Anyways, anyways Someone come out on a game with me 2k all day

You tell me, think about it, well I did!

Stewie doesn't even look like a dog, Stewie looks like a carpet.

I didn't even realize this was a dog. I thought it was, like, a monkey or something.

Stewie the hottest dog I've ever fucking seen. Oh a Million out of ten a million out of ten for rope. Oh my god hottest fucking dog ever whoa