bro math is so confusing it's always talking about x and y but it's never talking about u and i come on

Not very good at rizzing, but I'm already ready to make you a milf.

No. And I mean, no. How about you, Rizmia? You!

Damn girl you took my breath away the way you went with me on our first date damn that's so amazing so what's the next date i will pick a nice walk in the park if you want to so have a great day see you there

Do you know what I would do if me and you break up? I would go back to my ex. To be honest, you are my ex.

How come you got to sit in your own sink to show off your ass

When I see you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.