Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.

If I was going to have to rate you right now, I was going to have to say .1 because you're fucking ugly.

For real, bro, I'll be dead-o for dinner.

I mean, you look decent, but maybe you should try to lose the eyeliner and watch some makeup tutorials, you know, and then you'll be like a 10, you know, but right now you're a 4.

Ain't no girls be wildin' for real though.

Honestly, you're a man. You're a man. But like, you're like, um, like, you know, like, there's this friend, K-pop friend, who's like, always calls him, like, as a girl, but like, they're male, and like, they know they're male, and like, they like, identify as one, but like, they look like so goofy, but like, at the same time, like, you're a man, like, you're not, you're not, you're not pretty, like, you're not ugly, but like, yeah.