No

No just no don't even think about it and even know what you think about it like

Don't you dare I will buzz cut your fuck

Just know if you get that shit I'm gonna fucking laugh at you I love you Michael BHUMIHUK laugh at you

That will be the worst mistake you ever made your hair looks really good so you shouldn't even think about passing it off

God no god please no no no no

NOOOO! NOOOO! Baaaaaaaa

Do not do it man, you got so much to live for it. If you do it right now, then your whole family would be sad. Do not do it man, you're handsome, you're beautiful.

Do it pussy pussy do it do it you want pussy

I don't even want to hear you wearing a buzz cut to my actual mouth. No.