All right I what would you rather have pet unicorn pet leprechaun or pet dragon

Ain't gonna lie the first thing that I have to get out the way is a pet dragon cuz you're bugging bro What if I tell that pet dragon to sit down? He don't sit down. I'm dead. He's gonna drag me across the room So that's obviously I know a pet leopard called hell no boy. He's short itself. But if it is hiding my booty cheeks I'm not letting that slide probably a peg unicorn But it's kind of a hard choice because I'm a gangsta so I can't leave me walking around with a unicorn and what if you like poofs rainbows but I'm a little like a I'm a look spent neck I don't know