Let me present my case. This cat has eaten my food, stolen my keys, knocked myself off the counter, and then when I come into the room, she pretends to be nice to me. She rubs upon my legs like, meow, meow, no, you just destroyed my stuff. And now you expect me to feed you? You expect me to feed you? I'm going to! I'm gonna pet you, I don't think you're adorable, but you backstab me over and over again!

Well I guess you're just gonna have to do it Goku always doesn't increase your power level because that cat power level is over 9000

Oh my god that cat is fucking evil Pop-Ophto!

You should feed me and not the cat because I'm Donald duck

How dare you? It's a cat. Doing cat things. You think it's gonna clean its room? You think it's gonna clean the dishes? It's a cat!

Brother, brother, I got one more for you. Simple fix. Yousonization

Okay, in the cat's cave, I'm the cat's lawyer and this cat, what have you done to this cat to make it act upon like this? My client will not act like this unless it's self-defense.