What would you do if you were swimming and lost your bathing suit?

There's actually a funny story about that. Something happened between me and one of my family members. It's actually funny. We were, well I played a joke.

Well, I played a joke on him the night before and one of them cut the strings to my bathing suit. And when I got out of the pool, the whole bathing suit fell off when I got out of the pool.

If I was swimming and I lost my bathing suit, well, it just would be trunks. Shit, I'm just walking around. How God made me, baby. Butt naked. Yeah, I just go with the flow. I don't know, I'd probably try to find some seaweed or something.

Just keep swimming.

Well, well, well, well, well, it's your boy Ashden and OGStrengths. Eww. Um, if I lost my bathing suit, let me tell you, I guess I'm gonna get out this pool and y'all gonna see this Ash jiggle cuz today I don't give a fuuuuuck.

Um, that would be hella embarrassing.

Cajun swimming.

Not too much you can do so I'm gonna try to find something to cover myself real quick and jet to the car.

I have had bathing suits break on me. Honestly, I feel like if it was the top, I wouldn't care because you just cover up and go grab a towel. For some reason, if it was the bottom though, I feel like I'd be much more mortified. I don't know, harder to cover up, harder to cheek it over to the towel.

Why is your comments always about sex and the naked body? Like for real, is that all you think about?