So the worst of the worst is finally happened guys I don't know what to do I'm talking Jasmine her mom calls me in the other room and she decides to kiss me I'm trying dodge it just kinda happens but somebody open the door it wasn't jasmine it was Jasmine mom's boyfriend this dude is pissed he tries find me a tell me a child joke put his ass sleep right from Jackson's mom Jasmine walks and she's like what the hell happened I just ran out and jump my car drove home they're blowing me up I don't know what to do guys like what should I do

I'm quite like, if you rock the dad on the spot, or the boyfriend whoever it is, and yeah, If not, go home and find a meeting.

What the... Nah... Wait... Really?

I mean like this is entertaining and all but like can we stop for a second and admire how fucking ridiculous that sounds like that shit is so made up it's like that is in a fantasy story bro bro like are you fantasizing over jasmines mom kissing your son and like you impress nearby beating up her boyfriend what the hell bro but she me personally I was just walking there with a shotgun shoot

long yes ***** none of this shit happens all along

You're a ******

Cool right

Man, I would have kissed that mom back so good, bro. Like, come on, man. Let's not make this night crazy. Kiss her back.

What the fuck the dog doing

Yo Bill Gates please give me $10,000 I promise I'm invested in Microsoft I'll hit you please help me I need $10,000

Miller every story Disney logo he said I should like so perfectly willing to get your lunch Kerlick