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What is the worst date you have been on? For me it's when we both got ready I picked her up I took her out and on the drive there she got mad about something and then she was just being quiet so I turned around, dropped her off and left.
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I want to date was sick took forever to come she was like I was there I told my boy to pull up at the bar because I have a company card it was drinking and she was mama boys they're my God we're gonna go to another spot after she got upset in life than expected me to pay for Uber was like $100 a lot to her face I left my back and my boys had amazing night
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Who the fuck does she think she is? Showing up late, then getting mad at you for shooting with your boys. She wanted you to sit there by yourself, the fuck, and then she had the audacity to want you to pay for Uber. Her mash is tweaking.
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Yeah she doesn't cost a shit day she definitely was also shit but you know how it go there like a boss
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Or they have been on the list am I was like Danny this guy and We were going to go out to eat and everything like that and then he said oh I'm gay
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That's fucked up. I feel like he should have told you like before. You guys want another date? I feel like that's leading on, you know. That's what though for real.
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I wasn't the worst one but I just didn't go right so basically the guy I was talking to he got caught shoplifting and my older sister had to like pretend to be his mom to get us out and then we came out to the movie theater but we still had a good day I guess yeah shut up Haley
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Damn, he was trying to steal shit. Nah, I would have tipped off that shit.
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I could never get caught but like yeah that's why I don't shop with other people
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I went on this date once and we were just kind of Vibing we were just gonna chill eat and smoke some some stop stuff and what we were smoking some stuff stuff oh I see a woman approaching us and turns out to be his mom his mom is like oh my God you were supposed to babysit your siblings while I was at work oh my God like who is this girl and then after she was like are you cheating on such and such with her and I'm like what the fuck actually that's crazy
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Nah, that's all crazy, because it's bad enough like getting caught smoking, but someone's parents, you know, ain't getting in trouble for that. but to find out that they have like a whole ass partner, how about...
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Worst date was the sky pick me up that I used to go to school with and he took me to his house mind you it was the first date we went into his room it wasn't even a room it was just like a giant door that blocked off half the living room it was embarrassing
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So we go to his room and we're watching this horror movie and his sister comes in and I used to have issues with this girl but at this point in time we were really good friends she started laughing at him and was like dang do you not know where to take a girl on her first date
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When we went to go get gas I called my mom and I told her to pretend that there was an emergency at home so he would drop me off because I did not wanna stay so he takes me home
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And he just invites himself into my house. Like my mom put on this whole act and he just invited his ass into my house.
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And to make it worse I said I was gonna go take a shower and my mom's like damn I'm trying to get rid of him I was like what in the fuck do you not realize that I am because I'm uncomfortable and he's weird
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What the fuck? Nah, I'm not selling crazy. It's like he doesn't even know where to take you. He doesn't have an actual room, and he crossed the boundaries by making himself at home. home what the fuck nah he's so weird
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I had a first date and I had the flu but I wanted to go on the state so badly. I ordered my two tacos at this Mexican restaurant and I forced myself to eat them and I'm like pouring and sweat and like holding in my vomit and it ended up being with someone that I was with for a very long time and loved very deeply. So that shitty, horrible, barfy date, turn into something awesome.
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That's good. You don't hear like a lot of happy stories made from these type of situations But I'm glad that worked out. Personally, I wouldn't have done Okay, I'm lying. I almost won a one today, but I'm just sick of that.
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He didn't even tell you cause I was never been on one leg straight ass like I can do shit that's a mission to find one
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Find one and make sure that it's with someone shitty so you can have a shitty day and then come back and tell me about it.
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