Give me your best pick up line and I'm choosing the best wine and I'm car shopping you $20 let me hear them

Are you a sea lion because I'll see you laying in my bed tonight? Or are you a pineapple because I'll open your pizza eating you

Pee-ra? Pee-ra? Pee-ra? Pee-ra? My horse is here.

growing around you you made me feel like a light switch you turned me on all the time baby

Are you an airplane? I'm trying to fuck.

Hey baby, I just want to let you know that I believe in destiny. So can you do us both a favor and fulfill my destiny by giving me your phone number?

Or oh

If you're mad over his ashes in the shower you nasty

If you were a bond I would totally hit that

Hey did you know that today's word of the day is legs now let's go back to your place and spread the word