So oh man it's the worst situation ever I don't know what to do I girlfriend of eight years just texted me and told me she's breaking up with me because her twin sister's been blowing me up about her boyfriend I basically try to help her and like a taxi I was just like Halle power by so she broke up because I was texting her too much do you think I'm in the wrong or not

Are dogs don't go back with her stay strong my boy

Yeah I was talking to this dude Jason over here bro I'm over this dude Kyra shit and then all I wanna say is like about some bitch you know my fuck you call me my bullshit

Me personally I can never be somebody's girlfriend for eight years cause that's like a decade of my life gone right there but yeah

Nah, you were just trying to help her out, but her sister should like, fuck what's it called whatever it's called, where they should vouch for you.

Just ask the twin if she can tell her sister. It's really hard to know, like, hey, this is what was going on. And see if she'll take you back. But if she doesn't, then don't try to get with her, because that's a dumb reason to leave someone for you.

Just talk her through it and reassure her that it wasn't in anything like that oh it's really what you Gotta do if you really love her maybe don't just say promise you'll never text her like that again if it bothers her then you got a respect that

I'ma be real with you bro, if she broke over to you over some little thing, she's cheating on you bro. So I'm just letting it know.

What? Do I say to this?

If you want her back, I suggest you kidnap her. Hehehehehehe. Mwahahaha. Ha ha ha, no.

And man, fuck that, you just fuck a sister at this point.