What would you do if a crackhead challenge to do a sword fight at 3 AM outside the fucking 7-Eleven and he didn't have a sword and he said you have to find your own weapon in the next 10 seconds or he's killing you what would you do

I'm just gonna shank it with a knife and just go back to sleep.

I ain't gonna lie, I'm running up in 7-Eleven and fucking chucking all the twisted teas out his ass.

Yeah personally I'm telling Megan three cheeseburgers if you can get me down for fucking three minutes

Bitch what you talking about I'm gonna be a TrackStar because fucking crack no no no hi bitch I'm running fuck you talk about no no

Oh I'd like because they're 7-Eleven has like a big ass tree in the branches are thick but easy to break I just break one of that shit and then one of those off and smack the shit out of the fucker yeah

Ugh. Bitch, I'm winning a sword fight. out of here.

First off I would want my fish to the store then unplug my legs to the stove and and then give myself a massage and then rotate my neck.

I think I'm probably finna die like

with my dick out.

I'd probably... I'd probably find like a... I'd probably find something pretty heavy to pick up and just kind of like throw it at him and then probably run away