I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

So there was this funny man called Peppino spaghetti's so he got invited into a tower but if he's going to go and tell her who he would get his kinda funny pizzeria broken down

Girl it looks like you had that in your oven for like five days and I was like cooking the entire time like how does that even happen I don't get out

So Yeah Very Good Alright This is The Video

Mother, motherfuckers, did you burn that damn... Ain't no way, ain't no way. *****. Yo, wait. Yeah, go with

Oh I do love pizza the pizza is like my current building depression

B.L.M.

You should suck my pot

My dad won't buy me pizza so I just had to make one out of flour and yogurt.

I left a pizza in the oven the night before I moved out of the apartment once it caused me a security deposit because the landlord sent me a picture of this fuck charcoal briquette in the oven and was like, Like, uh, we're not getting your money back. disrespectful.

Long ago, I ate a pizza, it burned, it died, I ate it again, I tore it up, I put it out of the toilet, didn't it?