I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Too long, man. You left that shit in there for a day.

OK so me and my friend we were all spending the night together frame Gracie and another friend and some Kayla and we was all just sitting at the table it's like oh no it's like 34

So yeah like I said it was like 4 o'clock in the morning and the next thing you know this girl going to bring up the fact that she said she was laying in her bed going to talk to Culver's in a slice slice of pizza flies across

She said a slice of pizza literally flies across the room when she flipped a covers it's like 4 o'clock in the morning we freaking dying laughing Cuz girl word heck is your where did the pizza come from why is the flying what is in your bed

Dog do you still eat it

Boy just hit the reverse button.

Just use your reverse card!

How in the hell did you manage to burn the piece of that bad like what the hell

I remember this one time at the pizza and I just shut up my ass

No cause real shit why does she turn black ass me