I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

So I have his friend his name is pizza he was like a pizza too but not listening cartoons or outside to promote the story anyways so I made his friend and like we're like having fun dancing around is there any accidentally hit my car bro like what

Alright so one time I was going to keep that upside and I was like it was burnt but I still need it and a fly got on it.

Funny story about you and pizza, uh, uh, yeah, I love them.

You racist fuck.

Fun fact, I would still eat that shit. Fun fact, you scared the hell out of me.

Fuck in the field to the birds the squirrels they go

That look like a black Cecilia.

Hey hey hey hey think positive bro like no you didn't get a pizza right like yeah you won't start or whatever but now you got a frisbee bro you gotta think positively and see the bigger picture

I saw my phone in pixels so many times and I eat three pixels, don't worry about it.