I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Don't waste it. I mean you still gotta eat it or you could play hockey with it

The bottom rack of the oven was down too low so it burnt the bottom of the pizza. So I decided to feed it to my cats and I threw it outside and it landed on top of one of cats.

Crust was so fucking hard I traded it out for a fucking big-ass cheesy as pretty good

Okay, so we have some leftover pizza from a party, right? And I **** into it, and then there's half a roach just sitting there, and I'm just like, know I already swallowed the rest of it

Bro that look like an Oreo

No. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

I left my pizza in the oven and that bitch bought it for her.

I was home alone the other day and like I didn't I was really hungry so I made porn but it's like this mixture of of corn and pizza together. Like, it's really good. I recommend it. love porn.

First of all, I do not like how fake everyone is on this app. I'm going to die in 10 years. For real, I'm serious, I swear.

I don't know what campfire you pulled that piece of charcoal out of but I swear to god if I'm at a restaurant and they serve me the shit I'm calling Obama to fucking bomb that shit