I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

One time I ordered a pizza, like me and my family ate half of it bro, and we just found a big ass plastic fork in the middle of it bro

One time I was making pizza and literally the whole motherfucking thing of hot sauce cause but in the house was my pizza like fell onto it and they was just a whole fucking glob of hot sauce and I had to throw away ' cause ain't nobody gone eat eat eat

Okay y'all are over here talking about the pizza. Can we talk about the finger in the corner? Looks like a whole ass dick.

Are used to work for a pizza place and I once made a pizza it was a small beef pizza and I made it for myself as I read the whole thing hole and then I 80 like to taco in trained the grease

For me it's probably I tried to make this microwave pizza thing like one minute micro pizza and a pretty much exploded like all over my microwave but yeah

Play fuck like pizza oh

How do you leave it in so long that it's completely black how did you leave it in so long that it is completely black

So you just made a new element on a periodic table. You better use the scientific method on that bitch, bro

Alright so if you have a dog give him that because there's no fucking frisbee and he'll probably love that because it's now smells like fucking pepperoni and cheese thank you more you'll be munching on that every day

You just fucking cremated that pizza mate.