I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Yeah you know the song about a tombstone brewery by the river they were caring me eat you it was ask about a pizza single that's funny and yes I'm in the bathroom yes I'm taking a shit yeah I'm with you

I normally skip that part

My boy I don't got no funny pizza story but how long did you put it in there bro is burnt more than cool you can probably pull out your fireplace and it will start it no fire no nothing

All right, so I gotta make this fast so We baked a pizza right and it was good and then so I had a piece off the piss so bad, right? And so I left the pizza on the counter. I came back to my cat shitting on it

Wanna hear a joke? Who has pizza? Not you!

Oh my gosh I go to work I got it I got a funny to Florida so I forgot I'll buy a pizza right right right it comes to my eggs it comes to my house I eat a bitch that I go to the bathroom as I guess it

I want the same shit on Peter for tomatoes

I can tell you a funny hotdog story one night one of the very first night so I moved into this lovely and gorgeous apartment I've decided to make myself hotdogs little did I know I was going to fall asleep and almost burned my head

Yeah so I think yeah moral of the story I woke up fire alarms everywhere and smoke on my apartment and I had to open all the windows I was like

Mate, just cut the burnt bits off, I promise you'll be completely fine.