I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

This reminds me of this one time I try to bake cookies but it absolutely failed and down it looked like a pizza very burnt pizza it was horrible it was my poor cookies they're salty they were boy

Bro what the hell of it fix it like did you like water

There is one time I was at work and I had to take pizzas out of the fucking oven and I have to get to them at the same time they both fell flat straight and like landed on me and I was so fucking pissed

Not really that funny but I drop Peter on my dog three days later he die from cheese in his nose

How is this guy verified? Isn't he a fucking pedophile?

Bro that thing literally burnt like me that's just sad now you know what you just ruined my day now now I don't even wanna eat anything no more thank you man

Bro, what the fuck? What? How do you fuck up pizza that bad? There's money.

So, I'm *****. Just so I'm *****

Okay, first of all, I apologize. I'm very, very deeply sorry for your burnt pizza. I have a story for you. It was April 1st and I had just gotten out of bed when I had realized