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I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?
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Alright, so, hear me out. I was so addicted to pizza at one time that I started having pepperoni at my end.
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Eat it tell me a taste because I know cause I honestly I'm curious and there's no fucking way I'm burning a pizza so I can have one **** and taste it since you burnt your pizza
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One time I was I was with my my cousin at this time I will eat pizza if you have a fat ass and I was like damn casa sure you don't wanna Mata Mata sauce inside you
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HELL NO! You made it to the fuck out of him! Fuck No
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Honestly I think you should just take a **** of that pizza because why not like why not
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Can you tell her you probably already took a **** out of that pizza not gonna lie
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I am not sure I put that on my nose once I mean it was a really weird experience but that shit gonna happen it felt really gross and nasty but yeah
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Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. You must be high as fuck if you just burnt your pizza. Because I did that shit too.
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Let me just push onto boss telling a story while I was smoking lavender mint rose petals and even other flowers as well yeah yeah I was smoking and I just want a little bit too much
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I smoked a little too much I smoked I smoked and I smoked even more while I was waiting for the pizza to get ready I have knocked out I'm locked out you know and then of course exactly like that image right there my pizza was like that
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Did I remember how I was died smoking lavender that's so funny dude holy shit I remember I try to smoke siege once because I don't know what it was I was like 13 maybe holy girl
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I don't know if I heard this right did you just smoke a flower like bro ain't no way bro ain't no way
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Okay, so you're saying like okay, they just smoke a flower okay, but listen though isn't we the plant Like, what's the difference? both the flowers I'm smoking is a plant.
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Oh first off Niglet you don't piss me off second I was curious I know you smoke flower OK inhaling things like that you know
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Alright, so I pissed you off because you're a fucking retard and you don't know jackshed about anything. And of course I didn't even say anything wrong. I was just saying that yes, you can smoke plants.
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But yeah idiot you can smoke plants like lavender like weed for example since you know so much about right yeah
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You know a little bitch I'm Finna rap your animals from rape every day you got ***** okay yeah I'm a rape every animal and I'm rip grandma on your phone is she did ***** in the right bra ass
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Hey Simon say it with Beth some shit right there
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I think you should go to sleep and dream about it.
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The funny pizza story is probably, I don't really know what you mean, but I'm just gonna say the one time my mom put ketchup on pizza and I was like, what are you doing? And she said there's not enough tomato and the silence was so loud.
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