Listen here fella, that's not original!

I'd rather not talk about it to be honest.

Oh it's that deep oh no you poor child I think you should see a therapist

I will view the second opinion.

You know what, shake my hand. That was a good insult. Shake my fucking hand.

I don't know, like I might bust a move, pull a little Michael Jackson in the middle of my fucking bedroom.

Don't you dare complement me goddamnit the entire point of this was to get roasted

My hair curls when it's dry.