If you could have any Pokemon in real life, what would you have? I am incredibly stuck between either a Growlith, because that turns into Arcanine, which is a pretty badass Pokemon, or Rayquaza, because it can fly? I don't know, let me know.

Pikachu bitch

Our guess for obvious reasons

My ex, cause I chose him, but clearly he ain't choose me so it is what it is. Fuck this *****.

I want to say either so I could evolve into a scissor and I'll be content with that as my starting situation

But then I think about it, I'll take a tour trick to get a Blaziken or even a Boba Swar. Honestly. But if it's shiny, tough. I'll take a shiny Charizard to start.

I would have your moms but that's my favorite Pokémon

I don't fucking Pikachu imagine shagging that Sheila pika Pikachu nice

I'll get Squaredome because it's honestly kind of cute. I mean, I like that, but cute Pokemon.

No Pikachu easy to keep us and he says oh

Really I would have to make a Taurus It'll it's a cool Pokémon Yoncé