If you could have any Pokemon in real life, what would you have? I am incredibly stuck between either a Growlith, because that turns into Arcanine, which is a pretty badass Pokemon, or Rayquaza, because it can fly? I don't know, let me know.

Charmander

Bro, I would have a fucking snorlax. He could say all my face and I wouldn't care, bro.

Give me a moth and re-yalu and I'mma treat that thing like it's my child. I will raise it to be the ultimate life form

I feel like I'll be a fire type gem leader or one of the elite four that use only fire types But for me it'll be Typhlosion, Blaziken, Cinder, Ace, Flareon.

Bobby Schmurder has his mind set this time. You know I'm taking that mega lot of money. Oh my gosh, she's so bad. I would take her out to a nice dinner. Kiss her. Kiss her. Tell her goodnight and ride that shit. Tell us.

Do you know statistically Vaporeon

I would probably choose Mega Charizard X, Primerina, Snorlax, Greninja, or Lucario. Like, I just can't choose.

I don't want to smoke in mine.

I'll probably get a Squirtle because I would want to Pokémon named after my porn search history

I think I think I have a little pony