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I got blocked by the guy that I liked for two years because he he confessed his feelings for me and then the day after he blocked me because apparently he didn't have feelings
I raped my homeboy grandma and she ain't like she kicks me off bro So I killed the bitch and that just really ruined my day. You know I mean ruined my move for the whole week And it's you know, I just need some assistance in it next time I have someone pin her down You know what I mean?
One day me and my bestie were out on a walk and she decided to go down the slide However, little did I know my bestie had done a fat aneurysm inducing dookie in her diaper As she slid down the slide, a trail of hot brown sticking
On the slide, a trail of hot brown stickiness followed her down, painting the slide a chocolate brown. Parents and kids alike stared in. Absolute utter horror and shock as I rushed towards her screaming, You've done a dukey, you've done a dukey.
Tommy erupting out of her asshole. Bang! Bang! Bang! They had shot her and suddenly all the shit stopped coming out. Code Brown! I heard an officer say, I sunk to my knees. My bestie, she was dead.
I am I don't know I don't think anything sad really having a lost a softball game like nothing really I mean I feel like I'm always sad so it's just normal
My mother from the theater and she said hold up I got a piss so I text her two hours later because she she was gone for two hours and I asked her ass was OK and she said that she was ignoring me because she was looking at cute cute animals on the toilet and like I just got it now