All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

You say you do it on purpose. 50-50 chances they have a poop kink and you just have to go with it on either way.

Just say that you got some kind of disease and if the other person still judges you for that just say that they're ableist because they would like love you no matter what.

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If they're not the type of person that I could verbatim tell I shat my pants, then it was over before it even started.

I wouldn't even say anything like I was just grab it out of my pants and slap it on their face and then I'll lick it up this happened to me before

All you gotta say is, can you please get me a paper towel? Oh, the paper towel is your tongue? Okay, thank you.

I would personally say, can you check my bomb hole for any shit?

Oh I would say I just shit my pants that's it and I would walk away because if you want someone to love you you gotta be really honest

OK so what I would say is I thought that you were into that judging by your luxe

Oh my goodness! Oh! I'm gonna kill myself