All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

Bro I don't think there is any way to get it out of that like what do you mean you don't know what you're getting out of that like I'm canceling the block and the contact

No bro in the ideas just call your mom and she'll know what to do

He hasn't even had dinner yet and he already pooped on himself.

Bro you literally just show me something I got to clean this up it's like it's supposed diary and I'm learning it's all over my pants it's so gross so I'm gonna have to get back to you I'm hoping you have a second day OK

I will probably just kill my self TBH

I don't know if CDC I poopy my parents can you take me to my mommy house

Just say just just just tell her you're gay and that you got fucked like really badly

It depends on the degree of shit and where you were at because if you were like having a pool date he can't really get your way out of that so I would just be honest

My mom up in the hospital and I got a visit her every seven hours

I'm lactose intolerant.