All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

Yes I'll just make direct eye contact staff like five seconds and just say I've shat myself I've shat my pants I just got to live

You gonna make up some sort of like condition

I gotta use the shitter cause I shit on myself

I feel like I'm a, as a girl it'd be easier like I could just say, hey I'm on my period I don't need to go get a pad from home. Sorry.

I mean if you shit your pants it probably wasn't quiet you probably farted or some shit and they probably heard it so that thing to that point was to either own up to it well yeah just as those of your ass

Hey I think I've got my period I'm gonna quickly go to the toilet and see what's up I walk off with her running down my leg I don't think she'll think it's my period

I'm not feeling too well. I think I should go home.

That's just what I produce, I've got a buffalo for last years, I just shit myself!

I would cry