All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

I mean accidents happen. Let's get you cleaned up. Let's have a shower together

Hello this is like a full crew play or a lava cake 95 word accidentally quotation marks bill on the seat and then be like oh she had to sit down and some lava KNE to go to the bathroom

Roses are red, violets are blue. My booty stink, how bout you?

I'm at the library on Utley and I was I'm a grown ass man I'm gonna take my ass to the bad you give me any finishing my page the fuck I mean you kisses your pants you go right ahead egg

I'll be late I didn't shit my pants that was like the person next to me

Oopsie poopsie, looks like it's time for you to hop on the poop train!

Say I have short problems and I accidentally took a shit man

I'm not even gonna lie I have to knock the bitch out I will have some beers and I had to knock the bitch out put her straight to bed and leave her

But can one of you help me get some pussy but I'm like a teen but I never seen Puss in my life but I'm big now but

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