So I was just finishing up knitting my last sweater of the day and and don't ask me how this happened but I ended up getting my knitting needles stuck in my ass so I'm really coming on here asking does anyone know what I could do

Because I literally have the exact same problem, Boogie, and mine has been stuck in my ass for like 20 years now, but like you just got to learn to live with it, you know, it's really not that bad.

Yo what the fuck you got your knitting needles stuck in your ass

What the fuck is happening anymore? Like what is this? What the fuck?

Just gotta take some butter and rub it all over your ass crack

Lady how did you do that

Are you actually an old person or are you putting that voice on

Hey, what the fuck Gertrude?

Do you know I reckon you should shove it up higher

You got a needle stuck up your ass that's actually sad Definitely not crying inside by

Looks like you're about to be digging for gold