Embarrassing story alert I was stressed at target and I accidentally shit myself while and the checkout line has this happening to anyone else

Why do you sound like you have furcans on my dude? You should get that checked out for real.

I did it a guy that had a foreskin.

Hahaha what the fuck

Yo, I'm gonna let you know right now that Sid and I haven't been lighting in the first...

What I want.

One time I was in Britain and I saw this really huge steam locomotive and I turned to my friend and I said this out loud Call me a scientist because I'm gonna put a baby in this fucking locomotive.

My most embarrassing story is when I peeked in my mother's mouth. I was very sick and she was holding me and I just went blah blah blah blah and and just like me across the face, yeah.

I remember when they Screen

No I got one for you so the most embarrassing stories whenever your mom plot you out with her twice and she saw you she started laughing and then everybody looked at her weird and then she just got embarrassed

It was fourth grade I was in gym class and I had on like these baggy pants and we were doing jump ropes and I had on pink underwear and my pants fell down in front of my crush in like my whole class