Like when I was like what, 10? Or something like that, I really wanted some, what is it, like PVC tape or whatever, it's like sellotape but it's like in like collars and everything like that, it's a bit thicker, more durable, and I wanted some, but my dad just refused to buy them for me, and I don't know why, even though it was just tape, so I don't get it why. So like when I was in the local Walmart, which is called Asda in the UK, I took some, like I didn't even take all of them, like I ripped one of them out of the packing and just took them with me, and I actually ratted myself out, which is hilarious, I got caught.

I stolen a car, a boat, a child, a human, and my baby daddy!