Alright, we got to settle this. Where's the best place to get your coffee? You got Starbucks, you got Dunkin', you got Coffee Bean. Out of all the places, where you going?

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What am I? Who the fuck pisses in the cup?

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I'll tell you where I'm going. I'm gonna stay home. I'm not going there. I made my own damn coffee.

Oh I will most definitely go to Starbucks cause I got some good ass coffee there yet

If y'all just don't go home and start making your own coffee at this point...

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Home.

I was gonna say starbs Starbucks, but y'all are weird as fuck