A light bulb's like a bitch. when it starts to go out, just replace it.

It's never that serious

Life is like a box of chocolates. It will give you diabetes and then it will kill your dog.

Fuck bitches get money.

If you really believe in something, and really think you have a good idea, don't let some idiot talk you out of it. That was by Stanley.

Life's like a ass, things go in and out your life.

My red flags may be big, but my boobs are bigger. I'm kind of disappointed in that though.

Kill yourself.

Cheesy ass quote but you'll never forget the person who saw you when you were invisible

You take a butter knife and you show it up your to-a-hole.