My homeboy is cheating on his girl with a guy that hangs out with our friend group

Man, I had to listen to that about three times to get what you were saying. There ain't no way.

What? Bro, I'm going to fucking sleep. I can't do this no more.

pause bombastic side-eye oh my god

What the fuck? Bro, how do you even think of this shit bro? WTF

La bobo, I think your homeboy has had too many rainbow goldfish.

Honestly that's expected they spend so much time with your friend group it's a no-brainer that he's fucking one of y'all instead of the bitch she's actually supposed to be fuck it

Thank you very much!

I'm MVMs.

Man just let him beee they probably pull away hold on let me go to the address I wanna see them belong one inch way in the one inch I'm gonna show them how tall mines Oh shoot, this door on! Oh shoot!