Drop your best dark humor jokes I'm trying to laugh Marita

Why did the man cross the road? because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

Adolf ****** has the highest kill to death ratio. If you know, you know.

What's the difference between Jesus in a painting of Jesus you only need one oh to hang up a painting of Jesus Lord please forgive me

I went to the orphanage and they said that they wanted to pick apples I said they got you can you can get out pick apples because you never get picked

What sorry showering and balloons bro I want to do that

You know, I've been dark all my life. I mean, I'm dark, but when I go to school, I get laughed at like what's funny?

Adult hipster YOLO cast

You look like if SS never woke up out of fucking abortion, you-

I got a joke for you. I think my dad knows magic. Cause... poof! disappear.

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.