Drop your best dark humor jokes I'm trying to laugh Marita

Here I got a song for you instead my Little pony so skinny and bony tripped on a wire and fell in the fire now little pony today

If you lose your white friends in the snow your black friends in the night and your Asian friends in the sand where do you lose your Jewish friends and I got a strain burn

Do black people count?

A little girl asks her suicidal sister if she's ever played Fruit Ninja before. The suicidal sister goes, yes. And the little sister goes, oh, where? The big suicidal sister goes on my arms.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick a sister in the jaw.

I don't know why I've always thought of this it was funny but what if you take a person in a wheelchair take them like tablets look like the street he'll like it still a road but the hill then you roll down then I get hit by car in there just laying on the ground

I won't lie I have a tremendous sex drive my girlfriend lives 40 miles away

What are you call suicidal Korean show so young

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? When I dump my load in the washing machine, it doesn't fucking follow me around the next day. Like, oh my god, dude, go home, go away, I'm done with you.

Alright so I have two, uh so what's the difference between the jews and harry potter, harry potter escaped the chambers, alright so what's the difference between um, a mosquito and a blonde, the mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.