He looks like the type to have rabies.

Now hold on, hear me out. Just mirror that dog looking uh, looking kind of thick like I'm gonna...

Oh, it's over. I will put a link to the video on the right. Thank you very much for watching. I will see you in the next video.

Smurf

Yo, I'll be real, yeah. Make sure you spend a lot of time with that dog. He looks lonely, you know. Just spend a lot of time with it.

Your dog looks Jewish.

puppies

You know, I ain't trying to be rude to your dog, but... It's cute and all, but... It be looking like a 80 year old man. How old is your dog? Go be lookin' all in crusty, I don't know if that's just debris, but motherfucka lookin' old.

I got a soft spot in my heart for older dogs so yes but why are you wearing a diaper? He's a girl dog.

You see, I'll eat that dog.