Check out our new Birkenstock-friendly, cleavage dawning, parent upsetting restaurant: footers

I got the need… the need for foot pics

My wife said it was her or my foot fetish… and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling pics

This time we’ll be giving bad advice in exchange for foot pics

Did E.T. ever send foot pics through that finger phone shit?

This episode: our rendition of our own ‘Total Eclipse of the feet pictures’

Looking for hot babes willing to neurolink foot pics to me…

Ever wonder how life would be without feet pics? I’m not tryna find out so get sending...

I am here to chew bubble gum and violently demand pictures of toes... and I’m all out of bubble gum

We don’t have a patreon so foot pics can be made to bullshitsession.business.footpics@yahoo.com

Hide your mothers, your daughters and especially their toes... we’re not leaving without feet pics

Let’s see what comes up and pray we can get some feet pics outta this

Let’s see what we come up with today?

Listen to us talk about nothing and everything yet again

We’re talking about nothing and everything