I'm just kidding, I'm from- I'm from the free country, America.

I come from Aotearoa, the land of the long white clouds, from a little town called Te Awamutu, which is based in the North Island. There are only two islands, the North and the South. I have been living in Australia for the last 22 years.

I come from Ireland, if you know what I'm talking about, like, Northern Ireland. Oh god.

I'm from Tbilisi, and I'm speaking Turkish, and I'm living in Iran.