Hell nah, man. There's no way she's that nasty, brah. There's no way. Goddamn! Nasty ass.

Yeah, the answer's in the question. When you say that no other animal uses the restroom, that's because no other animal is advanced enough to build a restroom in the first place. So yeah, that's fine. You just go around with shit on your ass. It's not my problem.

Man, I'll let that shit grow.

Yeah, because, um, we're humans, they're animals.

Okay, so, um, you brainless bitch. We're not animals. We're not like that fucking retarded, okay? We now have technology, okay? We have baby wipes now, okay? We have baby wipes. Use that, okay? Because no fucking way, like- Like goddamn it. America's so fucking embarrassing. You guys don't actually wipe your ass. You know what's crazy? The other countries, you know what they have? A water toilet to wipe their fucking ass out. Because, remember, poop stains.

but your goofy ass is making you sound like one.

I mean, let's be real here. Are we really surprised that she doesn't do this? I mean, she looks like someone who just takes a shit, gets off the toilet, and just calls it a day. She's the same person that would go into a shower that night and just let the water hit her asshole and just claim that she washed her ass. That's all I'm saying.

Oh, actually, I can answer this question for a fact. So humans only wipe their butts because we have butt cheeks, and that doesn't allow the poop to get out as fast. See, now with other animals, it's just a butt. It's a hole, and it just falls straight down to the ground. But with humans, the poop has to go through a whole little venture to get to the toilet bowl. So humans wipe so they can keep their butt hygienically clean. And when you don't wipe your butt, you sort of develop patches of poop here and there, here and there, here and there.