Bro, if you don't wipe your ass, get your ass on.

That is nasty as fuck bro. Who the fuck does that? Like infections, doctor's appointments every single day. Have you even told a doctor about this? This is a very unhealthy habit. I don't think you know that but it's a very unhealthy habit and you really shouldn't keep doing it because I don't know what will happen to you and this just isn't fucking correct and it's just fucking nasty and fucking disgusting. It's just not correct. No.

Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.

No, I like it all crusty, and when it's done getting crusty, I scoop it out, and I put it on my ice cream as if it's like, dry caramel, or, you know, a, stupid slime, oooh! Yeah, it tastes so good. Ah, I like that.

The reason why we wipe is because we are not animals. Yeah, so even if they don't wipe, why would you follow them? We're not them. We're human. But you wouldn't know because you're watching.

This has to be the most stupidest question on the face of the planet, because you know of all people, you wipe because you clean your butt, you clean your butt, and when you do it, your butt feels clean. So that's why we do it. Okay. There's no other reason to do it.

Fifteen percent people? Fifteen percent people? That would just let it turn to crust or whatever? That's fucking disgusting. What is wrong with this world?