Go for him.

Have him put both your names on a popsicle stick and then put it in a tin can and then just like pick one random out. That's how you solve this issue.

One, tell them to flip a coin and you guys pick Hatter Tales, or do bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish, and then whoever is in gets the boy.

Fisticuffs.

Take him. It's your chance. Take him before she does. Take him.