here's what you gotta do you you gotta put them on like a um reality show or um what's it called like um like american ninja warrior like type shit like and make them fight to be the baby daddy

Wow bro, you better like, start trying to, like, guess, bro.

Okay, so we have a classic case of, uh, you know, hoeing around, you know, uh, thigh. You know, uh, can't keep them legs closed. But we're doing splits more than just, you know, cheerleading and whatnot. That's crazy. All I can say is, uh, them ****** ain't finna be paying no child support though.

Six possible fathers. Can you say community property?

Nah, I know the backstory is going to be crazy, how do you even get into this situation?