just take some dabs i swear to god you're being alien in you're gonna feel like you're one

okay if you want to be an alien um then tell me when to come to space and i'll visit you we can speak some alien i don't even know bro

Deadass? I would be a dog. Not on no furry shit, but if I was a dog, I would be the chillest dog ever. I would be letting people pet me every time. I would never- I would not freak out like that shit. Like, I hate when the dogs freak out at me. Like, bro, just let me pet you, bro. Like, it's not that deep. The only thing I'm about to hurt you, you're a fucking dog. I can't do that. Come on now.

You wanna know who else is an alien? My mom.

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