How did men ever go to war if they can't even kill a spider?

Uh, I think spiders' lives matter, so, uh, yeah. And people say that men are feminist. What's wrong with painting fingernails? I thought makeup, clothes, and stuff didn't have, like, genders or whatever. So, y'all are transphobic and whatnot. That's not cool.

I don't know, man. They've got eight legs, but like, seriously.

Ketchup, done it!