I always make sure you don't go random with your roommates. I walked into my roommate, licking my salt lamp. Never again.

um that's actually kind of weird but like um why in the first place would he be um licking it like that and that's just weird bro

I took a **** of one when I was like seven.

My cat likes to stare at mine for hours.

Yeah, I'ma just be chilling and then, uh, my homie's just gonna walk in on me licking the lamp. Licking the big fat lamp.

Layoffs. What? Layoffs. What? Layoffs.

Um to be honest to be honest that thing is going up and down my throat. I'm not even finna chew it I'm just gonna put it in my mouth yummy

Buddy, if you're licking these salt lamps, then you need some mental help.