I don't know if this is normal, but has anyone else walked in on their roommate jerking off?

I have not, but if I was to, I'd be fine with it because, first of all, in most dorms, you share rooms, so you treat that room like it's your own, listen. We all grown at that point, and listen, I'm going to turn my fucking back to you, turn my music on, and allow you to have that privacy within no privacy.

You should help him out.

Let's be honest everybody have

Don't have a roommate, pal. Also didn't ask. Sounds like you've had a lot of experiences, pal.

I do it on a consistent basis. I do it like it's a ritual. I do it about six times a day, five times a week. Take breaks on weekends. But um, I just be going crazy.

I don't even have a roommate. No, no, no.